Amazing Race... Not Survivor #3 Rob
Tonight was the 2 hour season premier... i took notes so i wouldn't change my opinion of them. Though i must warn, this is a very drawn out blog....
Opening credits:
Hillbillies"HB": "i concur". Really, you know that word? Because it doesn't seem like you would.
Still rooting for the old couple.. always do. Good luck!
Black couple: alot like some couples i know. Trying to get pregnant. A few miscarriages. Both laid off from million dollar companies. Dr. Phil would say, " don't look towards a reality show to fix your relationship problems, read my book instead". I just say good luck. I know its expensive and that you could really use the money.
Commerical Break:
Rob and Amber "RB": you can't open the trunk of a mercedes. ARE YOU SERIOUS???
Coors Light Twins "CLT": not actually the coors light babes, but could be. Just best friends. They couldn't drive on the freeway in California. Watch out foreign countries (and from what Laurie tells me) livestock.
Rob: way to point out the obvious. You have won a million dollars already and shouldn't be allowed to be on the show. I don't blame the other teams for being "out" for you. As for the whole "I can't lose" mentality", i appreicate it, but really, you lost survivor TWICE. How did that work for ya?
POW: "I'm going to give the money to others in the war". I do respect your intentions, however, i have noticed that teams that are out for themselves seem to have a much greater advantage. So good luck, you and your Beauty Pagent wife....
Hillbillies: fluent in Portuguese? really... how why???
Darn suvivor being played in foreign cities. (do not help rob and amber b/c they are famous, its soooo wrong).
Commerical Break
Hillbillies: Running the wagon instead of letting it carrying you.. very smart. good move.
Coor Light Twins: getting the clue in the sand. I'm not happy. Yes i dont' like you b/c you are pretty. Its reality t.v. I can be that shallow.
All teams: Move to the other trees... are you kidding me???
Commerical Break
Gay Guys (GG): smart, looked the other way.
Black couple (BC): not last... YEAH!!
Rob and Amber (A&M): yes you should be kicked off. no its not survivor, but no one wants you there.
Delayed flights... darn you!
Commerical Break
Gay Guys: makes up song about "racing in Peru" yeah, reminds me of Brad. He makes up songs about anything.. doing the dishes, laundry, watching tv, spring training.. ok, amused only me, but i'm ok w/ that.
Question for Laurie: how hard is it to pull a lama? if anyone would know, it would be you.
Commerical Break
Surfing guys (SF): stopped for a soda. That's like me stopping for a Carmel Machiatto when i'm already 10minutes late for a presentation I'm giving. Dumb.
Rob: i want to burn your Red Sox hat. Personal reasons. Nothing to do with game. Just really hate Boston.
Barbies: My dogs fart worse than the camel belches... just my guess. Stop being so wimpy. OH wait.. you are wimps....
Mother and gay son... growing on me...
Gay Guys: "Its like splash mountain"... you just compaired a real mountain in Peru to a ride at Walt Disney World. You should not be allowed in foreign countries.
Old couple : the guy is named Meredith. Really? Can you find a more manly nickname. I keep thiking you both are girls.
Angry Couple: if my husband ever talked me that way... he would be single.
Commerical Break
Beautiful church! I only wish i could exprience something that grand in my lifetime.
The sleeping sheep are adorable! they remind me of my sammie when she is sleeping.
Note to self: my ears would be killing me by now....
Barbie Twins: you obviously have never had to carry your own laundry baskets. I still don't like you.
Rob: all of a sudden you speak spanish?
Commerical Break
The Line Up of the Teams:
Apparently there are two Barbie Teams:
One gets there as #1... either way, i'm not happy
2. mother and gay son
3. Rob and Amber. go away. please
4. surfer guys. not much tv time yet...
5. gay guys
6. old couple. YEAH!!
7. angry couple
8. black couple.. come on, i know you can do it!
9. other barbie team. boo.
10. Pow and Beauty queen.
Elminated: hillbillies. too bad. I was starting to like them. Oh well.
I normally don't and didn't cry this episode, but wait, it will happen.
posted by Les @ 10:58 PM
1 Comments:
Thank you for making me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants! Remember when we were kids and YOU were always peeing your pants?...OK, not really, but I thought I would catch your friends' attention by saying that.
Anyway, seriously, who needs television when I have YOU?! I LOVE it!
About the "Llama" question (Note: it's spelled with 2 l's--that's the teacher and spelling bee champ within me--Sorry!)...I'm sad to say that I don't know how hard it would be to pull one. I'm guessing that you have to make special noises to make it move fast or slow. I really don't know what I'm talking about here. I've only eaten llama, I've never asked it to move. :-)
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