Blonde Moment

I think I've dyed my hair too many times and its now starting to affect my brain.

Today, as I was driving home in rush hour traffic, there was a car in front of me in the next lane over. It had a bumper sticker that was so captivating that I didn't have my usual road rage outburst. Instead, it had me thinking for the entire 20 minute drive home. It wasn't until I was almost home that I finally figured out the meaning to it all. It read:

"Visualize Whirled Peas".

And I did. I visualzed whirled peas for nearly 20 minutes. It was then that I felt incredibly stupid.